MORVEUX

Just look at that confidence.

It's rather difficult to have a nice white smile when you have the complexion of Snow White. I don't smoke or drink coffee, but it's a lot easier to have that million dollar grin when you're Samuel L. Jackson. And everyone knows with a "whiter smile," you are more confident.








So I bought some white strips on Amazon.com, because you can trust any website that's only a letter away from a perfectly good, recently broken up band.

Now, lately I've been sounding like Tom Waits, and not in the good way. I've had a slight touch of acute sinusitis, so I've been netipotting it up. And me, I'm all about multitasking and saving time (in order to make more space for procrastination).









If you aren't picking up on the hint yet, I was running low on time like a bed-ridden American in her nineties and currently in the thirty-minute process of teeth whitening when I decided to attempt to use my Neti Pot. At the same time.


Let's just say, it didn't turn out too pretty. As you can see, it's already quite concerning without the whitening strips. I was so stopped up, none of the solution was coming back out my nose, so all this snot was mixing with this camel spit whitening shit in my mouth, and by the end, I just looked a little something like this:

...But with a lot more snot and spit running down my face, and more pathetic-looking. Oddly enough, I think I felt better by the end of it.

Yeah. Good story.

This brings me to my point today.

This is a really fucking excellent idea, one that I wish we could see more of in the states.

If you can't figure out the correlation between the two topics, don't worry. I was just trying to multitask again and I ended up with 321 words of snot on this page. But oddly, at the end, I felt better.